It’s been fun posting to this tumblr, but this might be my last post, as I’m about to die laughing. In lieu of flowers, please donate to the charity of your choice.
If it’s too hard to read the text it says: She seriously can’t sing to save her life. Who’s bright idea was it to make her into a singer? Should have just stick to singing.
Here’s a few more fun comments from THIS POST:
”i smoke 15 cigarettes a day, and i’m just 17 :/” —itsjustperfect
“Quit smoking 5 years ago. Woo!” — evil_mom (that’s fucking awesome)
(about public smoking laws) “I’ve been taking the subway daily since I was thirteen years old, and I went to high school and community college near ground zero. I’m pretty sure my lungs are filled with far worse.” —fusilli_head (how does that mean secondhand smoke should be allowed?)
“you sound really bitter in this whole post about people smoking tbh.
do you also hate that celebrities drink? that’s harmful. what about celebrities who tan? that’s super-harmful. what about celebrities who take painkillers? harmful.
etc etc etc etc.
quit judging people you don’t even know.” —popitlikeahoodx (quit judging people you don’t even know? I guess I understand that. I mean it’s not like ONTD is among other things a CELEBRITY GOSSIP BLOG or anything.)
”i get so jealous when i see girls who make smoking look really fabulous and ~cool.
i have blonde hair and look very “girl next door-ish” so i just look like a dweeb when i try to ~socially smoke.” —popitlikeahoodx (I’m sorry that you don’t look COOL while you’re smoking. idiot.)
“The best part about this post are all the butthurt smokers. Gotta love all your justifications:
1) But these other things are bad for you also, so smoking is okay
2) I smoke but I’m healthy!
3) I don’t care if I get cancer or COPD because I’m edgy
4) It’s my body, I do what I want
5) But I’m a considerate smoker” —molkat (YES.)
Oh but check the entire post for pictures of celebs who look super-cool while smoking. And someone said those of us on our high horses should get wi-fi up here. I will. While breathing in my clean air.
This comment is stupid as fuck, and yet I don’t know why. Who should be more offended? Smokers, or obese people?
copy pasta: “For me, smoking is kind of equal to being obese. I have some family members who smoke and some family who are overweight, and I’m concerned for all of them. Nicotine and food addictions cause early deaths, which would strongly affect me. I’ve already had enough family die of cancer, I dont need more. Stop smoking.
/just my 10 cents on the matter.”
I feel bad for you and your family, I do. But this seems like an asshole comment. Maybe it’s because I side eye people so much more for smoking. Maybe it’s the idea that most people at this point probably started because they thought it would seem cool. Did it work? Does your nicotine dependency/addiction seem cool? Obesity is unhealthy, can lead to health problems, and you can pass it on to your kids if you have bad parenting. Smoking is unhealthy, can lead to health problems, but once you poison yourself or someone else with secondhand smoke, there’s no exercising it away. There’s just cancer.
/just my 10 cents on the matter
A few super-smart responses to the following post on ONTD:
“For Lady Gaga’s millions of “little monsters,” an instructional hands-on dance with the megastar would’ve been a dream come true. But for American Idol contestant James Durbin, being manhandled by the singer was more like an on-air nightmare.
When James didn’t move his hips enough for Gaga’s liking while performing “Love Potion No. 9,” on the May 11 episode, she put her hands on his waist and showed him how to better dance to the beat.
“I didn’t like it,” James tells Life & Style about his too-close-for-comfort brush with Gaga. “It was unexpected and very uncomfortable. To sum it up in one word: awkward!”“
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ONTD Lesson #242: If someone famous makes you uncomfortable, just grin and bear it. Because… they’re like FAMOUS and stuff!
Especially if you’ve got a muffin top.
Don’t get me wrong though, there are far more rational people in the post than the handful of socially-inept stans talking out of their asses.
Speaking of the post, click here to take a gander.
I must say, I dislike the idea of some of you guys thinking I’m under the illusion that I have moral superiority of some sort. But let’s all assume that this is merely the blog of an ONTD addict who wants to vent about the things on there that annoy them. I started this because I wanted to vent, I didn’t think many people actually actively searched the tags I dropped on my entries. I didn’t think I’d get over 100 followers in a couple of weeks. This has already gone too far, and I think it’s best that I just stop posting.
Nah, just fucking with you. Think of me as this cute little fella. Just some pressed little monkey poking at the ONTD tiger. Yooooou’re GREAT!!
Okay my break is over.
Of all the random luck, I pop in during my break and it seems I have a shout out! I have to agree with kissy lips here, I do sound quite pressed.
Spotted: One ONTDer with a depressing sense of taste. B has a decent smile and legs that go on for miles, but throwing on a bunch of random shit doesn’t make you fashionable, die2nitelive4ev. Why would someone LIKE the “hot mess look?” To each their own maybe, but my side-eye is shooting daggers at you.
Who am I? That’s one secret no one gives a fuck about I’ll never tell.
You know you love me.
xoxo
-Gossip Girl
Obviously this one is from several days ago, but I didn’t have this tumblr at the time, and I didn’t see the thread until half a day later, so there you have it.
Most of you remember this video, with the soldiers in Afghanistan jamming to Hold it Against Me, added to a post about Britney shopping at the red and slightly more expensive version of Walmart.
The picture I’ve uploaded is cobbled from a few different threads that are all in response to one amazing comment, which you can see with the very fancy borders I added in photoshop. It’s a glorious example of someone saying something incredibly stupid, then trying to act like they don’t care about the angry responses, then backpedaling into a wall of shame.
The original thread is here.
*EDIT* Tumblr isn’t interested in showing a readable size of this image, so if you’re too lazy to go to the original thread, here’s a readable screencap.
You have a point, rubyechoes. I guess it’s perfectly cool to make fun of incest as long as it’s not a ‘srs bsns’ news site. Feel free to tell that to any of the ONTDers that have been victims of incest.
It’s a bit of fun… it’s not like ONTD is a srs bsns news site, now is it?
The top commenters thing sounded like such a fun idea at first. Then people started making fun of the people that ended up there. Then others started spamming to get on there. And now there are these annoying jokes or whatever with everyone having the same icon. I thought there wouldn’t be anything as annoying as when the icons spelled out B I E B E R, but given what these icons are about, it’s fucked up. Romanticizing incest isn’t as cute as you think it is. Idiots.
But I guess it was nice of you to give me something to post about.
